Saturday, June 6, 2009

Moving along

I'm posting right now, just to have something else other than yesterday's post sitting around up top.

All I can say is, wow, my first troll.

Well, I'm off to baby shower land today. A magical place filled with obnoxious games and food that I can't eat.

Baby Smiling in Back Seat had this great idea in her last Thoughful Thursday post:

Don’t even get me started on baby showers and all of the talk about nipples, explosive diarrhea (mom’s or baby’s), and episiotomies. Hey, I thought of a good baby shower game: refrain from talking about babies or pregnancy! Instead of relinquishing a diaper pin when you slip, you have to leave the party. I call this game “Shut the Fuck Up!”

And since I don't look pregnant (or at least not any more pregnant than normal) I'm wearing my "skinny" jeans. I'm gonna look thinner than someone today (even if it is only because she's 8 months pregnant).


Michelle said...

Good luck at the shower. I hate them too. And the games are enough to cause brain rot. lol
I hope the day goes fast for you.

Anonymous said...

I love Baby Smiling's STFU game idea!
Good luck surviving the obnoxious games and non-vegetarian food. In six months we can have your virtual cheese pizza shower!

Celia said...

I would rather sit my bare butt down on a toilet seat with pee on it than go to another shower.

Good luck.